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出门去买幻三4豪华版！就是现在！！l


买☆到☆了☆

真TMD美不胜收，美不胜收，美不胜收！！！！！

内部再来一张！

55555555虽然都是老图可是真美啊！里里外外都是CP的盒子可美了！！！

送的设定集和攻略以及原声碟+冰箱贴的永恒组合，哪一样都充满了大陆风情的廉价感，尤其是攻略，跟手上拿着的台版一比对真是说不愧是大陆货。我说，有必要把所有人的脸都马赛克掉么？？？？

Kya——————————————————！！！！

阿�邱ゲ�爱！阿�鄂寝�爱！阿�鄲晴�爱了好嘛！


顺手翻了翻本传的攻略，再一次被编辑部的耻度震精了。


此地无银三百两个毛啊，都已经说明白是配对设计了还不是X配个毛啊。（摔书


………………………………小编你们是在写BL小说的文案么！变质，变质，变质什么啊！！！！（再次摔书


攻略前边有奇怪的八卦问答，问紫丞的官配是谁，紫魔王心机笑而不语。之后就出现了这种句子↓

以及全本攻略除去版权页最后一句话↓

编辑部你不要这么无耻好不好啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊生怕没人知道这是BL游戏么么么么么么么！！


这是BL小说，鉴定完毕。

事情的起由是，前天跟一起宅过高中三年的死党逛街飘过某店看到不错的外套3折，回家与母上说了这事。今天下午干完活回家又路过某店于是干脆进去试穿，回禀母上衣服合身，不过只剩一件，母上指示我就地等候她速来（因为我没带钱）。母上到达后我又穿穿脱脱不下十数次几想裸奔算了，去到一楼又穿穿脱脱谁知道多少次，拖着空血槽回家已经……快十点了。（跪倒

娘亲啊，你女儿是宅，她的hp槽只够在电脑前坐一天，不够在室温超过25度的商场里转悠四小时！而且她还没吃晚饭呢！！！

早上八点出门陪同学去看阿凡达。十点钟到电影院门口发现排了至少二十米长的队伍。正在感慨阿凡达有好看到爸爸妈妈带着小盆友全家一起��早场的地步么，发现大部分小盆友都是来看喜|羊|羊的。………………呃，好吧，我是不明白现在小盆友的喜好标准啦。

除了3d眼镜带着头疼之外的观后感藏起来，都是剧透，都是槽。（……

And they would wonder, without words, without sound: Why do men stay together? It is easy to understand why they fuck, but why do they stay together, what is the answer? Why do they live in the same house, share meals together, argue about money and parents, why do they have pets, plant begonias, bring home birthday cakes? Where are the children, where is the sense of permanence, what is the tie that binds?

Yet they slept peacefully, side by side, and the body of one became adjusted to the rhythm of the other, and the breathing of one slowed the breathing of the other, and they dreamed in tandem and shared fragments of each other's dreams, and they grew more like each other day by day, not in personality but in the fissures of the brain, because, seeing the same things every day, day after day, they laid down crevices in themselves that were the same shape, that were the same events written into memory, and this was enough, without words, to keep them silent about the fact of their hates and their fears, their deep concerns about each other, and the certainty that one of them would die first and neither of them knew which one it would be. The certainty that one of them would leave first, and that only by waiting could they learn which of the two.

如果有生之年能看到喜欢的cp出现这种文，我就心满意足此生无憾了嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷好萌好萌萌TqT（挠心口

今早做梦，经过如下：

在人家博上的留言里写文。
那是�郛�猫的博。
内容是柯南同人。
而且是白马受。
想想不对应该写服部的。
按下编集的瞬间醒过来了。
看看钟才7：13。

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……………………………………………………该吐槽哪里。哪。里。